It cracks me up when kids try to use big words. They either get them wrong or use them completely out of context but either way it is always a laugh.
Avery(while noticing we were out of Purell): Mom, I need some more hanitizer
Jacob: You mean sanditizer
Avery (waving her hands): No, hanitizer. Like for your HANDS.
Jacob (very seriously): No Avery. It is sanditizer because it is made from sand.
Me: Bryce, it is past your bed time. Why are you still awake?
Bryce: Because me and Jacob were disgusting something really egg-mazing.
Me: What were you discussing?
Bryce: Spiders
Me: That is disgusting.
At thanksgiving when all the family was saying what they were thankful for:
Me: Forever Families
Shaylee: Animals
Avery: Jacob
Jacob: this new family
Bryce: I'm thankful for meat-eaters because the meat-eaters eat the plant-eaters. If they didn't then there would get to be too many plant-eaters and they would eat all our food so there wouldn't be any left for us. So it is a good thing we have meat-eaters.
While I was at Bryce's class helping out a fireman came and did a demonstration for their class. At the end he asked for questions and Bryce raised his had. I really hoped he wouldn't say something about how I started an oil fire on our stove and set off all the smoke alarms the week before.
Fireman: Did you have a question little guy?
Bryce: Sort of. I just wanted to say that if there was a fire at my house and I couldn't get out my room then I would just get an axe and I would chop open my window and chop up anything that was in the way. Then I would jump out the window like Superman like this (insert Superman arm actions and sound effects).
Fireman: Uhh....
Me (raising my hand from the back of the class): By the way, he really doesn't have an axe in his room.