Monday, January 19, 2009

Quote of the week

Bryce: Mom, I have to tell you something.
Me (while doing the dishes): What Bryce?
Bryce: I want to tell you how much I love you.
Me (flattered): OK!
Bryce: I love you times one hundred thirty thousand and as much as a giant alien with lots of tentacles and squiggley things and and an eyeball as big as a bowling ball.
Me: Thanks....Bryce. I love you that much too, plus one more giant eyeball.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

I am repentant

I will confess that I have misjudged all the girls (I haven't known any personally) collectively that I have ever made fun of for being in beauty pageants. When I told my mom I was going to do this pageant she asked what I had to do now that I was in and I said, "Nothing really." I will officially say that was a stupid answer. I guess it usually takes a full year to properly prepare for a big pageant. Also, the current Miss America was in the pageant FIVE times before she won. Talk about determined. So, I have spent the last month finding sponsors, critiquing my platform, speaking in classrooms, learning the "pageant stand" which is back foot at 10 o'clock and front foot at 12 o'clock with your front knee bent. (This really is a good way to stand for a picture by the way!), and learning to walk in four inch heels with out falling on my face (at least I am practicing on carpet). I did my catwalk strut for one of my tutoring girls and she busted up laughing. I guess I should practice some more.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Artistic Mediums

We do get some creative art projects at our house.
Shaylee (6) made this out of playdough.

I think she is also responsible for these. I found these when I went to make breakfast the other morning. A whole carton of happy eggs. (That was almost as surprising as the smiley faces on the toilet paper.

We also made this giant snow Tuga!

This is Bryce's. Poor kid. I hope he doesn't become an accountant.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Mispronunciation

As my kids have gotten older I have realized I am really going to miss a few things. The one that hit me this week was the cute mispronunciations that make you laugh when you hear them. Here are a few of my favorites.

taterpillar (caterpillar)
kellahopter (hellicopter)
Peepa Nineo (Grandpa Rhino)
tiss (kiss)
Nuncle Meekel (Uncle Michael)
hairplane (airplane)

Just a few of the sweet things about being a mom.

Friday, January 9, 2009

Pageant (with an e)

I am finding out all sorts of interesting thing this last week. The first of which is how to spell pageant. I have to keep thinking page-ant. I guess if I'm speaking about education I should spell it right.

Since only know one other person who has done this I thought I would walk ya'll through it. The first thing I did was decide which pageant I was going to do. In Boise, as far as I know, there are two major pageants. The first is the Mrs, Miss, Teen America Pageant, and the Mrs. Miss. Teen International pageant. The second one seemed more my style as it seemed more family oriented, and it requires "an athletic wear" competition instead of a swim suit. Having had four kids, that was appealing to me. Lastly, it was cheaper (but I will cover that part later).

Next you have to choose a platform. It is something that you will represent, speak about and promote. I was trying to decide between education and the March of Dimes. However, since I still have a tendency to burst into tears when I talk about Colin, I figured I should stick with something a little safer. So I chose to speak about the "gift of education." That it is a privilege and an opportunity to go to school and that there are many children who will never have that chance.

Then I sent my application in, and since I don't have a professional picture of me I used one that a friend too of me. Only two days later I got a call from the director telling me that I was in and that the Mrs. Kuna title was taken so I got to be Mrs. Tri-Counties. I am now figuring out, getting in was the easy part.

There is more but I have set a goal to lose ten pounds by the competition (four down, six to go) and I need to get my work out in before Bryce comes home from school. More to come later!!

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Here's the website just for kicks

http://www.mrsidaho.com/mrscontestants2.php

Resolutions and Insanity

I am happy to say that I made my goal of being happy all through the holidays. I know that may seem like a silly goal but I have a tendency to get busy and stressed out and, occasionally just sad. I didn't want to put a damper on anyone else's Christmas so I made a goal to choose to be happy all through the holidays. It is a good thing I did or I may have strangled my daughter when she put her foot through the canvas I had been painting for two months.

On another note, I have figured out for me to be happy I have to have something to anticipate or something that is a challenge for me. I guess I am an adrenalin junkie or something. Anyway, to follow on the heels of learning to ride a motorcycle and speaking at EFY, my next adventure is the Mrs. Idaho International Pageant. I have been accepted and given a title. I am Mrs. Tri-Counties and I have no idea what I am doing (how's that for an opening platform?).
The pageant is March, my crown and sash (weird) are coming in the mail. I'll let you know how things go... If anything else this should be entertaining.