OK, this is from one of my good college friends who has the best attitude of anyone I know. However since I am on a mission to find humor in motherhood I wanted to share this since it seriously cracked me up.
Omentum Momentum
I have omentum momentum. Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery. My omentum is growing ever so slightly, but steadily. Did you know that if your omentum gets big, it is the most dangerous fat in your body? Mine doesn't seem to care. Stupid omentum. I tell it not too, but it's like, "NOoooooooOO! YOU had to go and eat a fifth bowl of icecream." Like it's my fault. I believe my omentum is telling me to do these ridiculous things against my will. Like I wanted to eat the icecream. Like I thought mint chocolate chip with extra chocolate syrup for the fifth night in a row tasted good or something. Stupid omentum. My omentum hates me. The feeling is mutual....
1 comment:
Jaymie, I so love you! You're the cutest ever! It's such a shame we don't see each other more frequently. Also, you can't tell me you don't feel the same way about your omentum (not that it was large enough to be noticed....). Love you!!
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