Self Checkout Machine at Lowes: "Welcome to Lowe's, Please scan your fist item."
Me: This trash can is my only item.
Machine: Please place item in bagging area.
Me: Please don't do anything weird and make someone come over here to help me. That makes me feel stupid. Like talking to this machine.
Machine: Unexpected item in bagging area.
Me: Unexpected? Oh, Avery get off the scale please. By the way, she was not unexpected. She was planned, just so you know.
Machine: Please use the pin pad to complete your transaction.
Me: That wasn't so bad. Thank you for behaving.
Bryce: Mom, the machine can't hear you.
3 comments:
That is cute! I love reading the things your kids say.
:) Those things never behave properly for me!
i always go to the register. "old fart" habits die hard...unca dale
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