Wednesday, December 3, 2008

All's far in Love, War and Christmas Lights

Could someone please invent Christmas lights that never tangle, come in any color you want, and when a bulb burns out have it be the one and only light that is out so you don't have go guess which one it is until your fingers are sore and bleeding and you get mad and throw the whole strand away anyway? It that really too much to ask? I would place them high in my esteem (next to the guy who invented non-breakable ornaments and mint chocolate candy canes!)

PS I really did throw out six sets of Christmas lights and there would have been more except the other broken ones are stuck to my pre-lit tree. How's that for Christmas spirit... Ba Humbug!